ENGLISH IS SUCH A DIFFICULT LANGUAGE

During the weekend, i caught up with some reading.
Came across this article which is rather appealing and
sharing here with you all.

There is no egg in eggplant,
neither pine nor apple in pineapple,
and no ham in hamburger.

writer writes, but fingers dont fing,
grocers dont groce, and hammers dont ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldnt the plural
of booth be beeth?
One goose, two geese - so one moose, two meese?
One index, two indices - one Kleenex, two Kleenices ?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposite?

How can overlook and oversee be opposites,
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day
and cold as hell the next?

You fill in a form by filling it out,
while your alarm clock goes off by going on?

English reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course isnt really a race at all). That is
why, when stars are out they are visible, but when
the lights are out they are invisible. And why, when
I wind up my watch I start it, but when I wind up
this, I end it.

Waaah.. i really marvel at the uniqueness of ENGRISH.
i was blur reading it at first, and in the end i am LOST.

Xmas Greetings

HO, HO, HO.......... Christmas is coming
It's a time for giving and sharing
partying and lots of merry making
including loud cheers for the new year forthcoming


MERRY CHRISTMAS N HAPPY NEW YEAR .... EVERYONE !!!

MUM'S WORDS OF WISDOM

Taking a stroll down memory lane .................


My mum taught me about the WEATHER
"It looks as if the Northeast monsoon has swept through your room"

My mum taught me about IRONY
"OK. Keep crying and I'll give you properly, and then you'll really cry!"

My mum taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I 've told you a million times. Stop exaggerating ! "

My mum taught me about STAMINA
"Time Out !. You will sit there on the staircase until Daddy comes home."

My mum taught me about RELIGION
"You better pray that I'm in a good mood when you bring back
your report card tomorrow."

My mum taught me about INDIVIDUALISM
"I bet if all your friends jump off the river, you would follow suit."

My mum taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, it is SO!"

My mum taught me about DIGESTION
"Shut your mouth, and take your tau sar pau ! "

My mum taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't take care and behave yourself, I am going to
knock you up into space with this big fat rotan."

GO DATING

The whole world seem to be pairing. So many people
getting married end of the year.

Christmas is coming and i need a partner to party;
Countdown i need someone to share the sparkle;
Chinese New Year i need to do dating to avoid prying questions.

i called up my 3 leang leang galfrens and made up my mind,
I am going on dating ............

one for Xmas,
one for Countdown
one for Chinese New Year

meantime, if boring, WE also can go play play
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like what my Daddy taught me wan
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very stimulating
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it's an ART
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it's a SKILL
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it is soooooo STEAMULATING wan
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it goes on and on
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will keep you occupied the whole day and nite long
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the more you "TOUCH", the more FEEL you get
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you cant seem to get enough
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the more you play, the more excited you become
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and you want more , and more, and more
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until you hit the right spot
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ooooohhhhhhh .........
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YOU'RE FEELING ALIVE .... OUT OF THE WORLD SENSATIONS
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:you feel SATISFIED
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but you seem, cant get enough of it
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and wanna start and play all over again
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:COME !.....COME !!....... COME !!!
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IT'S ......... M A H J O N G


and what did u all think leh? nothing notti la ........... wakakaka!!!

SOME OF THE CREATURES IN OUR LIFE

We work like a HORSE
We get DOG tired
We can be as quiet as a MOUSE
Some are as playful as a KITTEN
Dun turn out to be a dirty RAT
We can be as quick as a FOX
Some of us are as strong as an OX
People try to BUFFALO others
We can be as gentle as a LAMB
At times we can sing as a LARK
some people drink like a FISH
We can be as proud as a PEACOCK
a FEW of us are as hairy as a GORILLA
You can get a FROG in your throat
We can be a lone WOLF

i'm having a WHALE of a time, how about you ?

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