LOL

My Boss is very temperamental today

40 % ...temper,     60 % ...  mental...



Whose mind is cleaner? A man's mind or a woman's mind?

A woman's mind is cleaner cos' she changes it all the time !



Little Johnny asks his mum "Do all fairy tales begin with
"Once Upon A Time"   ?
Mum's answer   "No, dear.  Once in a while, they begin with
"I  will be working late at the office tonite"



The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers
"Yes" he said "I know my numbers. My father taught me well"

"Good!  now say your  'one,  two,  three ....

Little Johnny :  "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen,  king!"


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