FUNNEE BUT IS TRUE

What a hilarious weekend time with my uncle
had such a good laugh. My cousin being such
a filial piety son had just got an indonesian
maid to assist in the household chores, but
instead it was causing "riots" at the
home front.

Incidences were so funny......
Here have some of them:

Uncle : apa nama U ?
Maid : Supriyah pak
Uncle : aiyaak .. so long the name ... cut it short for her
Now uncle thinking hard for easy name to remember
"Sup" ... (sound like soup)
"Sup apa soup ini ? " .. how lidat?? surely she confuse
"Yah" ... (sound like ya ya ..)
"Yah, you faham apa I cakap ya ? " ... aso cannot
"Pri" ..... (Ok, this NICE....) that will be her name

so in the end they call her " PRI " , but after two weeks
it sound more like " PRICK " .. hahahaaaa... until now

NEXT on household chores:

Uncle : Prick ! . .. pergi kedai bawa beli "karot susu"
(go buy me carrot juice with milk)
The maid instead of going to the kopitiam, went
to the sundry shop next to it and brought back
a tin of milk coz. no karot brand , so just bring
SUSU back ....)

Aunt : Frying vegetable dish suddenly want to add
a dash of oyster sauce ... called out
Prick.. bawa "oyster sauce " dari peti sejuk
Next she brought her the bottle of Ribena instead
( My aunt only realised after added in to the dish)

Aunt : Prick .. bawa satu kicap piring
(she brought a small sauce plate, filled to the brink
with soya sauce !!)

"Wuaah.. really penning like dat !... " I said.
Uncle then added , yesterday incident lagi best

Prick was preparing and cutting vegetable in the kitchen
when my aunt asked to go and help my cousin with the
groceries from the car.

Guess what? Prick came to the car so hastily... with the
cutting knife on her hand.. ALAMAK.. !!!

Uncle said everyday Prick spring surprises to the household
dun know who got a stronger heart ......
whether " kek sei " or "hak sei " ???