MUM'S WORDS OF WISDOM

Taking a stroll down memory lane .................


My mum taught me about the WEATHER
"It looks as if the Northeast monsoon has swept through your room"

My mum taught me about IRONY
"OK. Keep crying and I'll give you properly, and then you'll really cry!"

My mum taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I 've told you a million times. Stop exaggerating ! "

My mum taught me about STAMINA
"Time Out !. You will sit there on the staircase until Daddy comes home."

My mum taught me about RELIGION
"You better pray that I'm in a good mood when you bring back
your report card tomorrow."

My mum taught me about INDIVIDUALISM
"I bet if all your friends jump off the river, you would follow suit."

My mum taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, it is SO!"

My mum taught me about DIGESTION
"Shut your mouth, and take your tau sar pau ! "

My mum taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't take care and behave yourself, I am going to
knock you up into space with this big fat rotan."