Talking About Sex

I read something nice and funny, for men who need a laugh
and women with good sense of humour ..... ENJOY !!!


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1) A wife is a sex object, every time you ask for sex, she objects.

2) There are two four letter words that are offensive to men
- "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.

3) Panties : not the best thing on earth, but next to the best
thing of earth.

4) Question: What's an Australian kiss ?
Answer : The same as French kiss, only down under.

5) A couple just married is happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole, and she was happy with the Thing.

6) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breast don't have eyes.

7) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed"'
many men still sleeping with their wives !

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Sex is such a wonderful subject, so many jokes about it
and almost everybody talks about it, whether discreetly
or loudly ......


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