Saturday, July 15, 2006

NAMES TO AVOID - JOKE

Hi all boyz and gurlz, please be careful when you
want to have engrish names leh.....


Mandarin

Ann Chang - dirty
Ann Chin - keep quiet
Faye Chen - dusty
Jane Tan - fry egg
Henry Mah - hate your mum
Paul Chan - bankrupt
Nelson Tan - bird lay egg
Leslie Tong - rubbish bin


Hokkien
Carl Cheng - buttock
Monica Cheng - touch yr buttock
Lucy Leow - you're dead
Suzie Leow - lost till death
Corraine Tai - poor fella
Carmen Tng - long hair legs
Danny See - wait you die
Rosie Teng - screws and nails
Lim Teh Peng - drink ice tea


Cantonese
Macy Koh - never die b4 huh ?
Ho Chin yee - good fried fish
Ho Pik Mun - why need to ask
Michael Ho - sell chicks good

... can be veli the embarrassing sometimes wor.

5 Comments:

At Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:57:00 PM, Blogger Admin said...

bwahahaha... reminds me of

maikai sumatkai - micheal shumaker

 
At Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:01:00 PM, Blogger nyonyapenang said...

everyday hear my neighbour call for her son 'Ka Yew, Ka Yew' (a nice cantonese name, actually) but sounds like calling for a block of wood - kayu, kayu.
oso got an acquaintance- Chow Chee Wai. Dare not call out his name in full - may sound a bit vulgar.

 
At Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:21:00 AM, Blogger dreamie said...

Ah Pek - that's a good one !!

nyonya - ya, agreed. Just like my Spore
colleague, her name Lee Mei Xin (in mandarin - you no heart) teruk or not lidat ?

 
At Friday, July 21, 2006 12:45:00 AM, Blogger bethamy said...

hahaha..long time didn't hear name jokes liao oh. great!! :)

 
At Friday, July 21, 2006 3:11:00 PM, Blogger dreamie said...

mirror - TQ !!

 

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