Saturday, September 23, 2006

ALL THE 'KINGS' AND 'QUEENS'

Taadaa.........introducing some 'royalties' in my opis ......

1) farking king
The highest honour of all, only Boss can do that.
He can fark anyone he likes, but no one can fark him

2) talking king
all talk oni.... sales target not met ... more talking again

3) kopi king
always MIA not around at workplace, having kopi every hour

4) angkat king
this no nid intro... very good at apple polishing job

5) satay king
this one add coal and fan it, to do a fine roast of his enemy

6) sly fox king
borrow knife kill people

7) manja queen
dunno how to do the job, just know how to 'manja' with
honey laced voice

8) crying queen
do wrong mistake alredi ... just crying it away to cover up

9) dancing queen
looking veli buzy doing tis and tat, but at the end of the day
nothing much accomplished.

10) oscar queen
darn good play acting abilities, sure without fail a winner

11) reporter queen
good at carry tales and it gets more juicy and seasoning
along its way

12) siren queen
this one real 'how por', good at seducing and attracting
senior staff to get good appraisal and remuneration


Phew... tis is just a 'let off stim' post, luckily blogging is therapeutic

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9 Comments:

At Saturday, September 23, 2006 8:30:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"one type of rice, feeding many kinds of people" .... rite ?

 
At Sunday, September 24, 2006 12:14:00 AM, Blogger nyonyapenang said...

summore got mc king/queen leh.

 
At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 4:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is your temperature reading now ?

 
At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 10:00:00 AM, Blogger dreamie said...

gusty - ahhh... how true !!

nyonya - this one my opis tak ada cos' m/cs are being monitored and discussed in the annual appraisal

anon - hahaa.. it was so bad that i was down with fever the last couple of days.. jus got better
(not work related, due to the rain... haiz..)

 
At Friday, September 29, 2006 7:27:00 PM, Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

What title you hold? Snake king ar?
Muahahahaha!!!

 
At Saturday, September 30, 2006 7:14:00 AM, Blogger dreamie said...

I am the snake catcher la !!!!! .... hahahaaa

 
At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 1:52:00 AM, Blogger rainbow angeles said...

dreamie!!! faster wake up! dun dream liao!!! :D

 
At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 7:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"knock knock "
hello Dreamie, are you home ?

 
At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:43:00 PM, Blogger dreamie said...

Angel & Gusty
i jus came back from out se-dation
veli soon will be back in action

thank you missing me !

 

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