KIDS ARE SMART

Teacher : I hear that you live close to the river
and yet you never learn to swim.

Jack : What's so strange about that?
You're surrounded by air, yet you cant fly.

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One day, the teacher asked Peter, "how much is
four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.

The teacher got angry and said, "If I put four coins
in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket
and all of them leak out, what is left in your pocket?"

"The hole," replied Peter

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A geography teacher once told her class, " The moon is
so large that several million people could live there"

One boy started laughing. "Teacher, then it is sure to be
overcrowded, when it is a crescent moon "

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"What happened to all those apple pies? I told you that
you couldnt have one and now there's only one left."

"That's the one I havent had, Mum."

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Henry was given 2 apples, a small one and a large one,
by his mum. "Share them them with your sister," she said

So Henry gave the small one to his little sister and started
tucking into the large one

"Kor!" said his sister. "If mum had given them to me, I'd
have given you the large one and had the small one myself."

"Well," said Henry, " that is RITE !! , ... anyway, I am
the big kor kor, so get the large apple "

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Have a good weekend everyone !