MY LOVE... WHERE ARE THOU ?

Lately so many of my kawan got hit with the "love bug" -
all having luv problems and banging their heads against the wall.

1) I lup you, you lup me.. but your parents dun like me???
[how ley?]

2) I am susu (fair), you are kopi (tan), nanti bikin baby kopi susu
[mum said "ng tak wor"]

3) I powdeerful next step to CEO, you a MBA high flyer
[having too many fireworks.... heading toward PHD lor]

4) I so young (26), you so old (39) , can meh?
[ family objection, cos 13 unlucky number. how how??]

5) You day nite oso busy, always no time
one week oso cant see you one time
[ damn frust wan ley .....!!!]

6) We luv so deep, but the distance is oceans apart -
can see, hear but cannot touch
[ too beh tahan ..........can die liddat ...!! ]

7) My surname Chan, yours Tan
but in Chinese both having same surname (TAN)
[OBJECTION ! OBJECTIONS! echo both our families]

8) I luv you but you sudah kahwin alredi
[how long do I have to wait for you ?]

9) I luv you, but you so possessive, check on me
every second, minute and hour of the day...
you just like my shadow.
[ help!!!... too much love suffocating me.... ...]

10) I am poor , you are richman daughter
[can this kinda love survive? ]


How to love liddat? (always aiyaya ...... instead of hahaha)
No wonder status remain as SINGLES