MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL

The face is your fortune. What face you got huh?
(As though you can choose meh? ..... hahha..)

Anyway, just to share some of my encounters
in my opis !!

Pumpkin face - very 'fook siong' these people. Normally blessed
with lots of children

Spikey face - this is BAD. This face goes well with the character.
Very superior complex , sharp and critical of others

Pokey face - you look at them, you wouldn't like it. Poke you
everywhere, you must know how to cover your butt.

Humsup face - misai is a MUST? Some say YES, it's to enhance
humsup skills. Some say NO, it's to disguise and take you by
surprise. Nevertheless, have devilish eyes and cocky eyebrows.

Smiling tiger face - need no intro. This one must handle with
extreme care. Many cases people 'kena 9 9' also dun know why?

Devil face - (kuei nien) ....hahha , this one reminds me of my
teachers, love to emphasize

Horse face - this one is a boss nightmare; always listen to
instructions with a long and sour look.

Kambing face - meh, mehhhh....... very long gas, more naggy
than a grandmother!

Mule face - stubborn and never want to listen to anybody

Moon raker face - dun judge the book by its cover. Look deep and
below the surface, and you will find his heart is usually better
than his looks.

Dracula face - that is for someone you HATE..... blood suckers !!

Step mum face - sweet and demure , very artificial and superficial

Ugly duckling face - usually specky and nerdy, simple and cincai in
dressing but wahhhh, when occassion arises, can turn into a SWAN!

Baby face - youthful looking and very worrisome for da girls.
If can hor, dun marry a guy with baby face coz after you have
a few babies, you will look like his mother!

Fresh flower face - this one da bestest of all. Natural and refreshing,
no need make-up oso very pretty. Wanna look good and feel young,
hang out with them more!

when go back at your workplace .... stare hard hard at your colleagues
and see what kinda face they have

Happy Looking !!!