KIDS HUMOUR

Some of the encounters, i had with kids during chinese new year .

Ming Hui : The teacher said that our ancestors had no tv, no cars
no computer games and no telephones. I was wondering
how could they survived?

Ming Zhi : That's why they're already dead !


Aunt : Can you put these fruits in a place where nobody can reach?
Lily : okay, mom. Then I will put the fruits inside my stomach.


Mum : You are 8 now. Happy Birthday to you.
Son : ghee... Thanks !! Mum.
Mum : Here is your birthday cake. Let's put 8 candles on it , OK?
Son : Mum, I would rather have 8 cakes and one candle.


Dad : Son, let's do some revision
one minus one equals how much ?
Son : equals zero
Dad : OK ... How about two minus two then?
Son : equals two zeros



Uncle : This ABC soup is my favourite, it so good !
Lily : why uncle , you an adult also like this soup one?
Uncle : huh ???
Lily : This is KINDERGARDEN SOUP , mah ...
that's why is call A B C , and ... it is for KIDS !!!


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