FUNNEE BUT IS TRUE (2)

Interesting conversations I had/heard :-

Our advices to UN 5 :
WE: Uncle look further, there is a saying ;

Three-ring circus
They say marriage is a 3-ring circus
* engagement ring
* wedding ring
* suffering

UN 5 ... no lah, Marriage Ring means Happy Ending !!


In the office:
Clean Mind
Question: Whose mind is cleaner? A man's mind or a woman's
Answer : A woman's mind is cleaner coz she changes it all the time.


Question: Where is the best tourist spot in Malaysia ?
Answer : GENTING HIGHLANDS
Taiwanese : Oh.. No NO NO.... that one 'Kern Ting Hai Ren'


At home :
Give an Inch
Give Mum an inch, and the whole family has to go on a diet.

At home :
Big Bad Wolf
A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his
daughter grows up and brings one home.


At home :
Buzybody
The only people who listen to both sides of a family quarrel
are your next door neighbours.


STRESS
Uncle Chong conversation with her maid (Pri /Prick) :
Tak payah
she heard what Papaya ?

Apa pasak?
she heard apa nak masak ?

Uncle Chong give up, ok
Buka api , nak hujan dah gelap
BUKA API ????? ... nanti bakar
buka lampu ke ? Pak ?


KAKAKAKA.......

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