Wednesday, December 17, 2008

KIASU JOKES

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Teacher : Ah Beng, if your father has $10 and you ask
him for $6, how much does your father still have ?

Ah Beng : $10

Teacher : You don't know Maths

Ah Beng : You don't know MY FATHER la !!!


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Mother : Ah Beng, come here

Ah Beng : Yes, mum

Mother : You really disappoint me.
Your results are getting worst.

Ah Beng : But..but.....buttt.... I will only get my report
card tomorrow ???

Mother : I know that, but I am going to Hong Kong
tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach
you anything !!

Ah Beng : Father that's why I have been telling you all this
while, that she is no good !!

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HAHAHHAHA.....


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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

WHEN TO STOP WORKING ?

Sometimes, I also lost track liao , why we work so hard??
People got no jobs ... complaint (got to find $$$)
Those people working .. also complaint (money not enough la..
work macam robot, too much stress and very unhappy).

When to stop working la ???.... i was just wondering
when I got this in my mail this morning.


WHEN TO STOP WORKING ?

A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman
that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area
as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land
he has covered.

Sure enough, the horsemen quickly jumped onto his horse an
rode as fast as possible to cover as much land area as he could.

He kept riding and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as
possible. When he was hungry or tired, he did not stop because
he wanted to cover as much area as possible.

Came to a point when he had covered a substantial area and he
was exhaused and was dying.

Then he asked himself, "why did I push myself so hard to cover
so much land area?
Now I am dying and I only need a very small area to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our LIFE
We push very hard everyday to make more MONEY, to
gain power and recognition.
We neglect our HEALTH... TIME.... FAMILY,
FRIENDS, and to APPRECIATE the surroundings beauty
and the HOBBIES we love.

One day, when we look back, we will realize that we dont really
need that much, but we cannot turn back time for what we
have missed.

LIFE is not about making money, acquiring power or recognition.
LIFE is definitely not about work !
WORK is only necessry to keep us living so as to enjoy
the beauty and pleasures of life.


LIFE is a balance of work and play,
family, friends and personal time

You have to decide how you want to balance your LIFE.

Define priorities, realise what you are able to compromise but
always let some of your decisions be based on your instincts.

LIFE is a balanced lifestyle and enjoy life !


One must be Contented.


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