Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Ah Beng .. LOL

Ah Beng : Doc, in my dreams, I play football every nite.
Doc : Take this tablet, you will be OK
Ah Beng : Can I take it tomorrow, tonite is final game.

Ah Beng come back to his car and find a note saying "PARKING FINE"
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "THANKS for COMPLEMENT "

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But, if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as "GOD"
Wife : How do you know ?
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again .

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house"
Police : "How come the thief did not take TV? "
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news .."

Teacher : "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "U will go to jail"

How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book, when the teacher erases the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand
and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that
on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

HAHA ! ... AH BENG ah.. , hahahaaaaa...