2005

WOOOOooooo Yippppeeee....... I ruk si ruk si
ooooiiinnnkkkk ........ like got so mani peepols birdday leh
soooo veli mani 'ONG' likedat tis month I see
I also wan mah, but birdday cannot simply simply claim geh
soooooo I mia think hard hard ........ thim chee


GOT IT !!!!!!!! .... WAKAKAKAKAK .... also mine too !!

* HAPPY 1st BLOG BIRTHDAY TO MOONG CHA CHA *

Biggest grin ever ....... YAHOOOooooo !!


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OFFICE RANT

This evening, my colleague Chong called updating me on
office matters and later I received this amusing SMS :


MR. MEANT-TO has a comrade
And his name is DIDN'T DO
Have you ever chanced to meet them?
Have they ever called on you ?
These 2 fellas live together
In the house of NEVER WIN
And I'm told that it is haunted
By the ghost of MIGHT-HAVE-BEEN


Office atmosphere is pretty uptight and hostile.
Maybe, I should propose a round of motivation training
course once I get back to office. The positive side would be
other than the knowledge gained, everyone could take a
working break, able to go home early, get a little more rest
and be less stressful.



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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

to my mother ...... who shaped me

to my stepmum ...... who always "ngam ngam cham cham"

to my god mama ....... who always got nice "makanan" for me


* HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY *



I now wish for another one ... Aarr haa ... ya ya .......... I need a


FAIRY GODMOTHER ............ to always look out for me ,
WHERE ARE YOU LEH ??


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WHAT A DAY !!

Wow! dun know what shitty luck i got into lately
I had a fall not once, but TWICE in one day ....
you said 'jialat' onot?

Last week "seven early eight early" morning was
awaken by long and loud blasting of the car horns,
damn !@#%&*()__+!$%^**())#$$@... apparently,
it was my neighbour's BIG day.

As i couldnt sleep again, so i went for jogging. Just round the
corner, trying to avoid an old couple strolling along the footway
i didnt notice the patch of ice cream and spilled drinks, lost my
balance and had quite a nasty fall. Dun know, how i landed
sideways into a "longkang" ... (drain). I bruised my knee and
luckily when my head hit the grass spot, there were no stones or
hard objects on the ground, otherwise i see "stars" only.

A good samaritan helped me home. Took some painkillers and went
to snoozeland. I woke at noon time feeling hungry. Mum and the
rest of my family were not home, everyone had their own "agenda".

I went to the kitchen to cook maggie mee, instead i slipped and fell
ploink on my butts this time. AIYOO..... NOT AGAIN !!!!!!
WHAT THE F**k!!!! //@#$%!&*~@#&^ !!!!! ... KNN ...

I am in pain from head to butts !
Somebody's BIG day but it was surely not mine !!!

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