Monday, June 27, 2011

MARKETING

What is Marketing ?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party
You go up to her and say "I am very Rich, Marry me !"
That is DIRECT MARKETING

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl,
One of your friends goes up and point at you and says
"He is very Rich, Marry Him! "
That is ADVERTISING

You see gorgeous girl at a party, You go up to her and get her telephone no.
The next day you call and say "Hi, I am very Rich, Marry Me"
That is TELEMARKETING

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say
"By the way, I am very Rich, Will you Marry Me ?"
That is PUBLIC RELATIONS

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl
She walks up to you and says "You are very Rich, I want to Marry You"
That is BRAND RECOGNITION

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say
"I am rich Marry Me" She give you a nice hard slap on your face
That is CUSTOMER FEEDBACK


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