ALL THE 'KINGS' AND 'QUEENS'

Taadaa.........introducing some 'royalties' in my opis ......

1) farking king
The highest honour of all, only Boss can do that.
He can fark anyone he likes, but no one can fark him

2) talking king
all talk oni.... sales target not met ... more talking again

3) kopi king
always MIA not around at workplace, having kopi every hour

4) angkat king
this no nid intro... very good at apple polishing job

5) satay king
this one add coal and fan it, to do a fine roast of his enemy

6) sly fox king
borrow knife kill people

7) manja queen
dunno how to do the job, just know how to 'manja' with
honey laced voice

8) crying queen
do wrong mistake alredi ... just crying it away to cover up

9) dancing queen
looking veli buzy doing tis and tat, but at the end of the day
nothing much accomplished.

10) oscar queen
darn good play acting abilities, sure without fail a winner

11) reporter queen
good at carry tales and it gets more juicy and seasoning
along its way

12) siren queen
this one real 'how por', good at seducing and attracting
senior staff to get good appraisal and remuneration


Phew... tis is just a 'let off stim' post, luckily blogging is therapeutic

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THE BEGINNING OF A RELATIONSHIP

When you meet someone of your dreams, do pluck up
enough courage and ask her out for a date, otherwise
how will you know whether both of you 'click' or not?

Green lights signals as follows......

1) The first date
Both talk so much, and barely touch the food

2) The goodnite kiss
It is a mutual lip kiss not just a cool peck on the cheeks, ok?

3) The second date
She is eager and not giving excuses like having a rain check

4) First public display of affection
She dun mind your arms around her, or holding her hands.
Dun be such a put-off or coward and put your hands stuck
into your jean pockets

5) First sexual encounter
Sparks fly (BINGO), it's rocky and you two having fun
Dun feel stone stone, rigid and robotic.

6) Meeting her friends
Her friends knew about you before meeting you and are
likeable. Not accidentally call you by her ex's name.

7) First weekend together
You dun part until Monday and not use some lame
excuse as fast exit.

8) First introduction
She acknowledge and calls you boyfriend, not pal
or your surname.

9) First time apart
She calls you often for no reason whatsoever
just wanna hear your voice.

10) The silent look
Your eyes lock and both blush.

11) Saying love aloud
If she blurts it out first, dun feel panicky or turn pale.

12) First fight
Overcome it fast, the most it last a weekend not into
the silence for a month.

13) First make up
She kisses you like madness to erase all anger.

14) She sees you sick
She brings you soup, accompany you and not afraid of
catching your flu.

15) First time you down, moody and feeling shitty
She holds you close, comforting, tenderly and
stay with you through the nite.

16) First vacation
She agree on a dream getaway destination.

17) Key exchange
She accepts your condo set of keys ....*winks-winks*
(you ..screaming woohoo!!! - inwardly)


You need to value the relationship, keep it alive and growing.
Add fuel always to keep it warm, glowing and loving.

Cheers !!


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WHEN YOU ARE ......

when you are
16 going on 17 ... it is time for puppy love

18 going on 21 ... everything is beautiful

22 going to 25 ... pursuing career, getting the first
...... taste of independence

25 going to 30 ... fall in and out of love and serious
...... considering "marriage"

30 going to 35 ... time to get married (if not otherwise)

35 going to 40 ... already had a family to call your own

40 going to 55 ... "xxx" years itch

55 going to 65 ... thinking of retirement and having a
...... "grandpa " title

65 and above ... having seen the fruits of your labour
...... and to enjoy your golden years ahead.


This was the leaflet given to us by one of our close buddy
when we attended his engagement party .

Wohahah... How nice if a person can plan his life like my friend ,
but life does happen to be unpredictable.
Wondering... has anyone tried to plan his life and live it too ?



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MOMENTS IN LIFE

I really love to receive nice and meaningful emails.
There are some of those who really makes me
smile and lift me up.

There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real !!!

When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
closed door that we dont see the one
which has been opened for us

Dont go for looks, they can deceive
Dont go for wealth, even that fades away
Go for someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to
make a dark day seem bright
Find the one that makes your heart smile

Dream what you wanna dream
Go where you wanna go
Be what you wanna be
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You wanna do

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy

The happiest of people dont necessarily
have the best of everything
They just make the most of
everything that comes along their way

The brightest future will always
be based on a forgotten past
You cant go forward in life until
you let go of your past failures and heartaches

This is dedicated to those:
who have touched your life in one way or another,
who make you smile, when you really need it,
who make you see the brighter side of things
when you are down,
whose friendship you appreciate,
who are so meaningful in your life.


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EVERYBODY IS INTELLIGENT

I came across an article describing many kinds of
intelligent people. They have different gifts and
talents. Some are innate while others are acquired.
I just pick a few to share here .......enjoy *****

visual - Spatial - (picture smart)
- architects/ artists/ painters/ cartoonists

verbal - linguistic - (word smart)
- speakers/ lecturers/ writers / authors/ editors/ media
mass comm / journalists

logical - mathematical - (number/reasoning smart)
- businessmen / system analysts/accountants/bankers
IT specialist

bodily - kinesthetic - (body smart)
- doctors/ choreographrs / psychologists

musical - rhythmic - ( music smart)
- singers/ musicians / philharmonic

interpersonal - social - (people smart)
- leaders / PR people, sales, marketing / politicians/
hospitality industry

intrapersonal - self - (self smart)
- scientists / geniuses / inventors

naturalist - environmental - (nature smart)
- adventurers/ seafarers / tourists/ nature lovers

emotional - feelings/passion - ( heartfelt smart)
- parents/ lovers/ artists/ musicians / singers /
painters/ authors / dancers

intellectual - high IQ - (brain smart)
any gifted person with exceptional thinking ability,
great rational, logical, analytical and creative skills,
mentally astute, highly perceptive, visionary and
innovative.

*****

6 RANDOM FACTS TAG

"Angel" tagged me on a meme on " 6 random facts
about myself." Here it is ........

1) Kau lui is my speciality, sexy and sensual gals
trigger my raging hormones

2) Being lormantic is second nature to me.
Sunrise is more beautiful then sunset,
fresh mountain air is better then the sea
breeze .

3) no smoking for me, but drinks are fine ......
beware gals, when you are drunk you are mine.
(lol)

4) crying puts me off, humour turns me on
if u are funny, the battle is half won.

5) the sure way to my heart is thru' my stomach.
if you can cook, i no nid to go eat at mamak.

6) half the time i go yum cha
some of the time, my post is a mixture like mo-mo-chacha
and most of the time i am blogging like moongchacha