Laughter the Best Medicine

Can you find the hidden message in this testimony ?

1. Samy, our assistant sales exec can always be found
2. hard at work in and out of his office. Samy works independently without
3. wasting company time in the mamak stall. He never
4. think twice about helping fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes assignments on time. Often, he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping lunch
   
7. breaks. He is an employee who absolutely no
8. vanity, inspite of his accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge and experience in his field. I firmly believe that Samy can be
10. classed as an exemplary employee, the type who cannot be
    
11. dispensed with. As such, I duly recommend that Samy be
12. promoted to Group Sales Manager, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

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Now re-read the odd-numbered lines !!! ha ha ha...........


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THE JOB COMMITMENT

I went for a motivation job rejuvenation seminar , it was quite boring
for me and it went on and on, until the speaker touches on
'Fall in LOVE with your job again" ... . that LOVE part got my full attention.

They are many realistic ways to keep your relationships and your jobs exciting and challenging. Ultimately, your happiness depends on how good you feel about yourself at work, in love and just living everyday. Try doing something nice for your job and yourself.
Fall in love all over again.

How to stay on and love your job :

1. Have a good breakfast to give you the energy you need in the morning
2. Dress as with as much pride as you did on your first day of work
3. Start each day with motivated people who are optismistic
4. Get to work as early as you can and spend some quiet time settling in before every one arrive
   
5. Tackle the "icky" things first. If you can get them out of the way, the rest of the day will fly by.
   
6. Take note at the end of every day of what you learned, what was the most fun, who was the most fun to interact with , and how you feel you added to your group's success.

These are a list of "beyond the pay cheque" benefits. If you only work for the pay cheque, you will be employed, but not "employable" in the long term.

LOVE AND TIME

This one another of those e-mails i received which i like very mucheee....

The start of a relationship...... 6 weeks....veli da lomantic

starts to grow......... 6 months ....... still lomantic

as time goes on....... 6 years...... no more lomantic

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 mths : Of course, I love U
6 yrs : GOD, if I didnt love U, then why the hell did I propose ?


Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I am home
6 mths : BACK
6 yrs : What did your mom cook for us today ??


Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 mths : I brought you a painting, it would fit the motif in the living room
6 yrs : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.


Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 mths : Here, for you.
6 yrs : phone ringingggg...


Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good !
6 mths : What are we having for dinner tonite ?
6 yrs : AGAIN !!!


Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, dont U worry. I'll never hold this against you
6 mths : Watch out ! Dont do it again.
6 yrs : What's not to understand about what I just said ??


New Dress:
6 weeks : OMG, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 mths : You brought a new dress again ?
6 yrs : How much did THAT cost me ??


Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?
6 mths : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 yrs : TRAVEL ? What's so bad about staying home ???


TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonite?
6 mths : I like this movie
6 yrs : I'm going to watch football, if you're not in the mood,
go to bed. I can stay up by myself.....

So how leh?.......liddat how to carry on? myself veli the lomantic
wan for .... 6 weeks and 6 months ..... but 6 years .... i dunno wor,
coz never have such a lonngggg relationship before.
What say you leh ??

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OH OH .... YEAH YEAH !!!!!!!

TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY


TODAY IS MY ....... B I R T H D A Y ~~~



HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME !!!

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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY.....

haiz... these couple of days kena shitty luck. Read
SMS post on whitening lotion ...... ya i think
i am in dire need of that and if i apply from head to toe
dunno it can help to turn around my spate of bad luck
onot ?

After Hari Raya holidays , my boss got a back sprain
while playing golf .. it was so bad that he could not even
lift up his right hand and cannot hold the pen properly to
get his signature right. I was called to go to Singapore
on his behalf for a meeting ... have to cancel my personal
appointments here.

It had been almost 5 years since i last step into kiasuland
coz that is where i had my first heartbreak. Not entirely
thrilled to leave but duty bound no choice. This is another
story of my life which i will blog another time.

Came back here yesterday, and was so busy rushing for
the month-end deadline. At times like this , how i wish
i could press on the "HOLD" button and freeze TIME.

Taking a breather ..... will be updating more, as and when
i have the time .

Cheers !!!