JOB INTERVIEW

Three old kawans Gopal, Raja and Manjit went for a job interview.
Before the interview the three was asked to do a short test.
They have to construct simple sentences in English using the three
colours of the Company logo: GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.

Gopal:
Every Sunday, I wake up and prepare 'yellow' rice for breakfast
and eat it with 'green' curry. After that I watch 'Pink' Panther on TV.

Raja:
Every Sunday, I wake up and fry eggs for breakfast and I love
the 'yellow' yolk. I eat 'green' vegetables and I say to myself ,
I want to be in the 'pink' of health.

Manjit:
Every Sunday, I wake up when I hear the puttu-mayam man
'green- greennnggg' his bicyle bell. So quickly, I 'pinnnnk' some money
from my mum and call out to him " 'Yelloooooh!' Two puttu-mayam please ! "


Guess who got the job ?

ON OR OFF TARGET ?

(I am back! Have been away from the internet world
these few days. Pretty busy with work. I have learnt alot lately. )

(Work until late hours throughout the weekend too. Luckily I have
my MP3 to keep me company and i got hooked by Eason
Chan's songs. The latest craze i have is the song "fu zi san har". )


Went for dinner with Danny and Francis yesterday.
This was the funny conversation they had.
Both of them went to see the Mysteria Show in Genting,
and they were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen.

" I didnt think much of the knife-thrower, did you?" said Danny
" I thought he was super !" enthused Francis
" Well, I didnt" said Danny
" He kept chucking those knives at that gal and didnt hit her once!"


I almost choked on the tafu i was eating . HA HA HA ....

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Hold on, hold on...... please dun ......!#^(^$#&*@!^%*$ .......... me so quickily !!!
I merely following this femes blogger Lin Peh's professional advice ... here


Kekeke......LOL


TGIF everyone !

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THE LOVED ONES

My eldest uncle had a fight with grandpa over his wish that the
inheritance of monies, land and properties be evenly divided
amongst his 5 children. Over the family meeting, grandpa informed
that he will be seeing a lawyer soon to have a will drawn up.

Much to the surprise of all, eldest uncle protested and made
a lot of hoohaa over the issue.

- A will is unnecessary, since the inheritance will eventually go to the
children; instead propose grandpa to dispense his cash and kind
directly now, while he is still in sound mind
- The eldest son should have a bigger if not biggest share, as the
'eldest' status is of utmost importance to the family.
- Daughters should be given just a token and not a substantiate sum
as they are married off already.

It was a deadlock with eldest uncle thrown in quite alot of hurting
remarks to grandpa.

i hope when things cool down, eldest uncle would come to his senses
and carried out as per grandpa's wishes coz........

Your parents are here for you to borrow
So treasure them both while you can
For they will be taken away one sad tomorrow
And nothing you do can withstand

So sad not a word that you can hurt them
Or do actions that make you repent
For once they have gone to a land far away
They can't hear you from the place they went

You may dig up their graves with your bare hands
Or tear open your heart in despair
There is nothing that can bring back your actions
Or words you uttered unfair

Just like the canto saying "San Joi Fook Chung, Pak Jie Fook !!! "

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HAPPY 2007

" Goodbye 2006

H E L L O ..... 2007 "


A NEW BEGINNING, A NEW DAY
NEW HOPES TO ATTAIN
NEW VENTURE TO GAIN

CHEERS TO A NEW YEAR !!!
GOOD HEALTH EVERYONE
HAPPINESS TO ALL


YUM SENG !!!



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