BE CAREFUL WITH OPPOSITES

A friend told me about this radio show which happened
sometime back, dunno whether she is pulling my leg onot
but i found THIS IS REALLY FUNNY ! * Hahahaha *


DJ : Good Morning. This is Power 98 and do you want
to play a game ?

Contestant : Yeah, why not ?

DJ : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something, you
have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said.
If I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK ?

Contestant : OK

DJ : Sun
Contestant : Moon
DJ : Black
Contestant : White
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short
DJ : Dog
Contestant : Cat
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman
DJ : Cock
Contestant : CHI BAI

RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!!!!

DJ : These things sometimes happen and we are on live.
Let us take a commercial break here.


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JUZ FOR LAUGH

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong
time no see you. How everything ?
For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh
soh want you to chain your look ?
Somemore you must wear kick
kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working
in a soft where company now.
Last week, he take I, Muthu &
few of his friend to May Nonal
to eat barger. After that he take we
all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and
sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going
to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari.
My father mother going to give a fist to
all the kampong people. So you must
come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to
write and send letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup with you soon. And when
you got time, please few free to call me.
Goo bye.........

Worm regard,
Ah Beng


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