Happy Chinese New Year

MOONGCHACHA

wishes EVERYONE

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HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND HAPPY !

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Talking About Sex

I read something nice and funny, for men who need a laugh
and women with good sense of humour ..... ENJOY !!!


QUOTE

1) A wife is a sex object, every time you ask for sex, she objects.

2) There are two four letter words that are offensive to men
- "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.

3) Panties : not the best thing on earth, but next to the best
thing of earth.

4) Question: What's an Australian kiss ?
Answer : The same as French kiss, only down under.

5) A couple just married is happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole, and she was happy with the Thing.

6) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breast don't have eyes.

7) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed"'
many men still sleeping with their wives !

UNQUOTE


Sex is such a wonderful subject, so many jokes about it
and almost everybody talks about it, whether discreetly
or loudly ......


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Lembu Predictions

Predictions of the cow year from Moongchacha
hahaha........


Rat - better than last year

Cow - unsmooth and have obstacles

Tiger - lacking of auspicious star

Rabbit - luck not so good

Dragon - mix with half good and half bad

Snake - satisfactory

Horse - unlucky as compare with last year

Goat - be on your guard

Monkey - great improvement and stable

Rooster - be alert and careful

Dog - ups and downs

Pig - exercise self control


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